hey, so i'm thinking of starting to pack my bags for japan, but instead i thought i'd make a little update because i feel like it. i'm leaving for tokyo on the 26th, we'll be there for a week, then to kyoto for about a month and a half, then i forget where we go. but anyway!
so yesterday i went on the spanking new delhi metro. me and my mum and my cousin karen and two of my mum's friends went to chandni chowk to see some temples and buy stuff. now chandni chowk is quite crowded (like most of india - what a coincidence!) but in the little paths that we have to go through to get around, there are also cycle rickshaws (not motorized ones), scooters and motorcycles.
of course, this one monkey on a motorcycle hit me in the back of the leg with his bike. so i shout out and turn around, and he looks at me for a second. he doesn't say anything, so i yell "what the hell are you doing??!"
"sorry, sorry." i turn around because i can't be bothered with apes like these, and then he says "why are you crying?"
so then my cousin gets angry and says i'm not crying, and my mum is asking what happened. i turn around and the guy is behind me again: "i was almost run over by THIS idiot!"
my mum being my mum, she goes over and starts shouting at the monkey. i join in because i've been irritated for the past few days, and i think he's kind of flustered because he's being yelled at from two directions.
at one point he says to me "YOU should have looked out!"
"so i have to have eyes on the back of my head!?!" i shouted. it sounds really stupid but i swear on my nutsacc that he said that. ooh, he also asked me why i was getting angry.
anyway, my mum and i told him off and then he was about to leave and i taught him a Very Important Lesson. i told him: "look, be cool, man. watch where you're going."
sounds so corny! i felt like the teacher in south park, m'kay?
well, that was my big adventure yesterday.
ooh, i'm famous! there's an article on me on colgate's website about my summer project. although the guy who wrote it didn't put quotes around some of the stuff i said. oh well. |